Saw a lobster tail recently and thought it would make a pretty good dick .
Textures are packed into the .blend file, if they don't load automatically just unpack them. The material is set up such that you can modify the colors of the toy by adjusting the color ramp.
It has a base, but I suppose if you really wanted to, you could cut away at it and attach it to an alien or something, it should have enough faces to do that without much deformation.
UPDATE 9/4/17: updated the material to not be a complete trash fire. I can't believe I released it as it was.